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American comedienne, television personality and actress


Joan Rosenberg is an American comedienne, television personality and actress. She is known for her brash manner and loud, raspy voice with a heavy metropolitan New York accent, and numerous cosmetic surgeries. Rivers' comedic style relies heavily on poking fun at herself and other celebrities.

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 Sold my house in LA, packed myself up and moved to New York, not knowing anybody. Friends are very hard to make after a certain age. 
— Joan Rivers on the riskiest thing she did after turning 50 / January 25, 2012
 He shouldn't apologize, Gay fans? What are they doing seeing him anyhow? Why aren't they watching me and Kathy Griffin? What are they doing at this show? He's lost his [one] gay fan. 
— Joan Rivers saying Tracy Morgan shouldn't apologize for his anti-gay remarks / June 17, 2011
 What the f**k do you want? It's about ageism, survival, and being a woman. It should've been nominated! 
— Joan Rivers thinks she deserves to be nominated for the Oscars / February 16, 2011
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 How stupid can you get? Christina must have been thinking about food, that’s why she forgot the words. She’s gotten so big. She looks like she could eat Lady GaGa. Great way to get rid of competition. 
— Joan Rivers disses Christina Aguilera for flubbing her lines while singing national anthem at the Super Bowl / February 07, 2011
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 If you’re going to be a romantic idol and try to get every teenage girl to love you, then you’d be an ass to come out and say you’re gay. Ricky Martin was so smart. He did what he did, made his millions and then he said, ‘Guess what, every body? I’m gay . . . It didn’t matter anymore because he didn’t have to bring in 16-year-old girls. 
— Joan Rivers urges young stars to stay in the closet / June 28, 2010

 Victoria Beckham is so nasty, Why doesn't she just go home?! Her dresses are beautiful, but I don't care what she does. She's mean to all the people around her. She's too short to be a diva. We all use the same hairdressers, make-up artists, limo-drivers and greeters at the airports in LA and nobody has anything nice to say about her. They say she's rude. She can't always just be having a bad day. 
— Joan Rivers about Victoria Beckham / February 24, 2010
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 Victoria Beckham should get a life, I am not a fan of outrageous consumption. I think it is vulgar. And no-one should flaunt that they have a hundred Hermes $12,000 bags. Not when people are starving. Everyone should be allowed to have a great time but she shows a distinct lack of class. 
— Joan Rivers blasting Victoria Beckham for her spending habits / February 24, 2010
 I dislike Victoria Beckham, The entitlement - the total entitlement. You want to say, 'Calm down, you were a Spice Girl.' The arrogance when she walks into a room is astonishing. 
— Joan Rivers calling Victoria Beckham arrogant / February 24, 2010